Transylvania 6-5000

Are alien creatures using your body for sex while you sleep? No? Does that make you feel inferior and not attractive enough for them? I wouldn’t worry about it, that’s just a sensationalist headline from the tabloid paper that our intrepid heros work at.

The Love Witch

Love me…love me…love me…love me… That’s what Elaine, love witch, wants and I’ll see what I can do. I haven’t exactly taken any of her potions, that I know of, so I’ll have to settle on my usual fancy beer to get myself that liquid courage. Deity knows I’m not the smoothest person in town. Regardless, Elaine, love witch, is determined to find a man to love her. Eager, desperate…willing to murder? Who are you? What are you doing to me? ~ Richard, male victim I’m the love witch! I’m your ultimate fantasy! ~ Elaine, love witch Sounds kinky. I’m in, where’s a potion I can drink Elaine, love witch? Where’s my concoction? If anything, can you hook a pseudonym up with a friend? I’m not picky, just desperate myself. Back on topic Erm, well, too much personal revelations aside, in The Love Witch, Elaine, love witch, works her way

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