Have you come here for professional movie reviews and discussion? Boy do I have some disappointing news for you, as you won’t find them here.

Created in the shadow of USA Network’s “Up All Night” TV series, comes Up All Night Movies (UANM). A website focused on movies throughout the years that couldn’t win an Oscar if you put them in a den of reviewers with $1,000 hanging from their film reels.

We’re going to focus, on the bad, the hilariously bad, the cult, the camp, the trashy and even the downright awful movies with focus on general discussion, reflective thoughts, riffing, skewering, mocking, and downright enjoying whenever possible.

Not only will we put all of that onto your screen, but when possible we’ll also provide links to services where you can potentially watch yourself. Current streaming service availability includes TubiTV, Amazon Prime, Shudder, and Netflix. Rating system to be determined later, if at all.

An early and ever evolving list of movies presently planned for the future can be found at the watchlist page.

Feel free to reach out with suggestions (with streaming options, where possible) and we’ll look into checking it out.

— “Gilbert Shear”