Category: Poll

Give me a U, give me an A, give me an N, give me an M. Poll #11

When: 2022-11-13 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

I am feeling cheery, full of cheer, and like a leader in my blogging sphere of cult and bad movies. Thus, we’re going with that for this round. Something cheerleader based. Pom poms a go!

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#1 Cheerleader Camp

A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.

All Cheerleaders Die

A rebel girl signs up a group of cheerleaders to help her take down the captain of their high school football team, but a supernatural turn of events thrusts the girls into a different battle.

Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader

Aspiring college cheerleader Cassie Stratford consumes an experimental drug that grants her beauty and enough athletic ability to make the cheer squad. It has an unforeseen side effect – she starts to grow and grow and grow.

Ninja Cheerleaders

Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown.

These choices look familiar. Poll #10

When: 2022-08-20 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

Yo, Gilbert? What the fuck is up with this? These are all movies that we most definitely did not vote for in past polls. Why are they being presented again?

That’s exactly right, these are all movies that got dead last in their previous polls, and this time around, I’m giving them all a second chance. Something we’ll probably do in future polls as well, though perhaps not third chances. Choose well! You have until end of day September 4th.

Trailer Dump: https://upallnightmovies.com/poll-10-trailer-dump/

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The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it’s only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure–now she must smoke out the entire school before it’s too late.

Bad Taste

The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell.

State Park

A business man plans to dump toxic waste in a state park, but it doesn’t go according to plan.

Insane new poll for movie #9

When: 2022-06-20 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

We’re not crazy, we’re insane, or at least in the context of this month we’re featuring only movies from The Asylum. We’ve had movies from them in past polls, and 2012 Ice Age is from them as well, so you know how it’ll go.

Poll will be available until the start of Independence Day, July 4th at Midnight.

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Dracula’s Curse

A team of vampire hunters set out to battle an evil vampire clan in the dark underworld.

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead.

Shark Week

A group of complete strangers find themselves isolated by a wealthy madman on his island compound.

The Terminators

A small band of resistance fighters battle the cyborgs that have taken control of the planet.

I’m not a geek, I’m a unique weasel poll.

When: 2022-05-08 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

No weezing the ju-uice! That’s right, this time around, we’re doing a theme poll. I have a place in my heart for old Pauly Shore movies and we’re going to run with that.

If you’re edged ’cause I’m weazin all your grindage, just chill. ‘Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin’ at my pad, I’d go grind over there, so don’t tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
~ Stoney in “Encino Man”

We’ll run this one until end of day May 22nd, 2022.

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Encino Man

When they find a frozen caveman in their back yard, two high school outcasts thaw him and introduce him to modern life while he in turn gets them to actually enjoy life.

Son In Law

Having gotten a taste of college life, a drastically changed farm girl returns home for Thanksgiving break with her best friend, a flamboyant party animal who is clearly a fish out of water in a small farm town.

Jury Duty

Jobless loser Tommy Collins is sequestered to be a juror in a serial killer trial. He does everything he can to prolong the trial and deliberations to take full advantage of the free lodging and food.

Bio-Dome

Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year.

Luck of the bad movies, here’s a new poll

When: 2022-03-19 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

Grab your green beers and your irish whiskeys, it’s time for another poll.

Poll will be available till end of day Sunday April 3rd.

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Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Aliens land in the town of “Speelburgh” searching for the source of rock & roll. They find trouble with Dee Dee, Frankie and the pack.

Hobgoblins

A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.

Aimy in a Cage

Aimy Micry, a teenage orphan and delinquent, rebels against her evil family against the backdrop of a global virus outbreak.

Santa with Muscles

A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

We all love a new poll

When: 2022-02-07 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

It’s not quite yet Valentine’s Day but we still love our readers anyway and have the next poll ready below. Hopefully you love it too.

Available until February 20th at end of day

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State Park

In the year 3000, the Earth has been rendered a desert by nuclear war. A group of survivors goes in search A business man plans to dump toxic waste in a state park, but it doesn’t go according to plan.

The Punisher (1989)

When Frank Castle’s family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher.

Bikini Beach Race

Rev up your engines as the most gorgeous and charming Bed Race Team of all, The Sex Puppets, heat up the raceway. Clad in bikinis and sexy lingerie, they’ll bump and grind their way to victory aboard comical “Bedmobiles”.

Heartbeeps

Two household robots run away and try to start a family.

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Movie Choice 11

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#1 Cheerleader Camp

All Cheerleaders Die

Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader

Ninja Cheerleaders

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Movie Choice 10

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The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

Bad Taste

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

State Park

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Movie Choice 9

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Dracula’s Curse

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

Shark Week

The Terminators

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Movie Choice 8

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Encino Man

Son In Law

Jury Duty

Bio-Dome

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Movie Choice 7

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Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Hobgoblins

Aimy in a Cage

Santa with Muscles

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Movie Choice 6

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State Park

The Punisher (1989)

Bikini Beach Race

Heartbeeps