We’re going tall and busty with this one. Yep, that’s right, for our 11th movie covered on the site, not counting 2012 Ice Age which didn’t get a poll, we’re covering Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader. This is a Roger Corman flick, and you know that means something, if I’m bringing up people behind the scenes. I tend to not get into the making of details and just stick with skewering the plots. Sorry, I got distracted by tall women. Where was I? Oh yes, final poll stats. Poll results Total votes cast: 10 4th Place: #1 Cheerleader Camp with 1 votes 3rd Place: Ninja Cheerleaders with 2 votes 2nd Place: All Cheerleaders Die with 3 votes WINNER: Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader with 4 votes
I am feeling cheery, full of cheer, and like a leader in my blogging sphere of cult and bad movies. Thus, we’re going with that for this round. Something cheerleader based. Pom poms a go!
All descriptions care of IMDb.com
#1 Cheerleader Camp
A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.
All Cheerleaders Die
A rebel girl signs up a group of cheerleaders to help her take down the captain of their high school football team, but a supernatural turn of events thrusts the girls into a different battle.
Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader
Aspiring college cheerleader Cassie Stratford consumes an experimental drug that grants her beauty and enough athletic ability to make the cheer squad. It has an unforeseen side effect – she starts to grow and grow and grow.
Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown.
Let’s go down to Uncle Impy’s Monkey paw jamboree! Howdy folks, who’s your favorite Imp? Let me introduce you to our sorority posse! Yeah, I stole those lines from the “Lester’s Possum Park” scene in “A Goofy Movie”. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing…and like it! What are we actually here to talk about? That’s right, Sorority Babes. Mmm, babes…pledging to sororities…Sorority…babes. Sorry, where was I? Before we get into our actual post, here’s some easy listening to read the rest of the post by. Enjoy. Who are our sorority babes you may be asking? Well, we have two, Taffy and Lisa. They want to pledge to Pi Chi Omega, no wait, that’s not right. They want to actually pledge to Beta Theta Pi. Shit, that’s not it either. I got it…they want to pledge to Feltya Delta………………..shit that’s still incorrect. Audibly, they want to pledge to
I promised myself I wouldn’t forget to properly post the latest winner, so here we are. Though given how things went with Abraham Lincoln, maybe the less the better. Come on, we can all agree that it was NOT my finest work. So, here we are, poll #10, we’re going bowling. That’s right, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama won. May I never have to worry about making everyone choose any of these ever again, though I’m definitely going to still revisit them on my own time. Mmm Coeds. Anyways, here’s the trailer for Sorority Babes again, and the final numbers below it. Poll results Total votes cast: 15 4th Place: Bad Taste with 2 votes 3rd Place: State Park with 3 votes 2nd Place: The Coed and the Zombie Stoner with 4 votes WINNER: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama with 6 votes