Is the movie Zombeavers all it’s gnawed up to be? Keep reading to find out? Who survives, who likes wood? You don’t decide.
Love me…love me…love me…love me… That’s what Elaine, love witch, wants and I’ll see what I can do. I haven’t exactly taken any of her potions, that I know of, so I’ll have to settle on my usual fancy beer to get myself that liquid courage. Deity knows I’m not the smoothest person in town. Regardless, Elaine, love witch, is determined to find a man to love her. Eager, desperate…willing to murder? Who are you? What are you doing to me? ~ Richard, male victim I’m the love witch! I’m your ultimate fantasy! ~ Elaine, love witch Sounds kinky. I’m in, where’s a potion I can drink Elaine, love witch? Where’s my concoction? If anything, can you hook a pseudonym up with a friend? I’m not picky, just desperate myself. Back on topic Erm, well, too much personal revelations aside, in The Love Witch, Elaine, love witch, works her way
Chopping Mall is what you get when you take horny teenagers and put them up against vigilante overweight R2-D2 triplets in either a great mall laser battle or the deadliest mall laser battle of all time. However, that’s how it ended, not how it all began. The robots are actually new security system being implemented by the Park Plaza 2000 Shopping Center during the night. It’s not their fault that a handful of teenagers wanted to party in the home furnishing store after hours, getting their jollies on with each other. It’s also not the robots fault that lighting strikes the facilities multiple times during a storm, causing damage to the computer system controlling them. These three robots are just doing their jobs damn it, and its their first night. Right from the get-go, our three amigos Nerd Robolander, Plucky Ray, and Rusty Bottoms are on the job, taking on