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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

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Let’s go down to Uncle Impy’s Monkey paw jamboree! Howdy folks, who’s your favorite Imp? Let me introduce you to our sorority posse! Yeah, I stole those lines from the “Lester’s Possum Park” scene in “A Goofy Movie”. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing…and like it! What are we actually here to talk about? That’s right, Sorority Babes. Mmm, babes…pledging to sororities…Sorority…babes. Sorry, where was I? Before we get into our actual post, here’s some easy listening to read the rest of the post by. Enjoy. Who are our sorority babes you may be asking? Well, we have two, Taffy and Lisa. They want to pledge to Pi Chi Omega, no wait, that’s not right. They want to actually pledge to Beta Theta Pi. Shit, that’s not it either. I got it…they want to pledge to Feltya Delta………………..shit that’s still incorrect. Audibly, they want to pledge to

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Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

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Documentary tagline He emancipated the slavesā€¦ he saved the Unionā€¦ and slaughtered the undead! Documentary description While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead. Emancipate this! History can be hard to write about, especially when it’s newly revealed information to you. This Abraham Lincoln documentary has presented me with information I never learned about in junior high or even high school, and its presenting varying amounts of distrust in our education system in me. Granted I’m nearing the age of 39, but still. Missed history is missed history. I literally do not recall ever hearing about Lincoln battling zombies at all…AND BOOTH WAS ACTUALLY TOLD TO SHOW UP AND DO LINCOLN IN? WHAT? WHAT?!?! Johnny Boo was told to show up and take Lincoln out to prevent a spread of this zombie virus? If you paid enough

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Bio-Dome

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I’m going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since. Warning: All hell is breaking loose No, seriously, think about it. We have politicians who don’t give a fuck unless you pay them enough, climate control is still, STILL a hot topic issue, and I say that with as big of a pun face as I can, despite the dire situation. Cats and dogs got along, Falkner has no dick, Doyle didn’t start the fire but thought it was pretty cool. Sorry Billy Joel, we still don’t have any leads. Regardless, our Homo sapiens actual

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