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Santa with Muscles

When: 2022-05-05 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: 4 minutes | Click to tweet this post

What do you get when you mix a millionaire made from reindeer protein and a germaphobe with my own implied personality disorder? A bunch of holiday muscles.

Movie #7 Winner

When: 2022-04-04 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

Let me tell you something brother. Santa…has…muscles. With a resounding 12 votes, amounting to half the overall votes, the schlock from Hulk Hogans movie career “Santa With Muscles” won. Having been a prowrestling fan since as long as I can remember, this should be interesting. Poll Results Total votes cast: 24 4th place: Aimy in a Cage with 2 votes 3rd place: Voyage of the Rock Aliens with 3 votes 2nd place: Hobgoblins with 7 votes WINNER: Santa with Muscles with 12 votes

Luck of the bad movies, here’s a new poll

When: 2022-03-19 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post
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Grab your green beers and your irish whiskeys, it’s time for another poll.

Poll will be available till end of day Sunday April 3rd.

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What is the next movie we should cover on Up All Night Movies?

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Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Aliens land in the town of “Speelburgh” searching for the source of rock & roll. They find trouble with Dee Dee, Frankie and the pack.

Hobgoblins

A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.

Aimy in a Cage

Aimy Micry, a teenage orphan and delinquent, rebels against her evil family against the backdrop of a global virus outbreak.

Santa with Muscles

A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

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