I’m not a geek, I’m a unique weasel poll.
No weezing the ju-uice! That’s right, this time around, we’re doing a theme poll. I have a place in my heart for old Pauly Shore movies and we’re going to run with that.
If you’re edged ’cause I’m weazin all your grindage, just chill. ‘Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin’ at my pad, I’d go grind over there, so don’t tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
~ Stoney in “Encino Man”
We’ll run this one until end of day May 22nd, 2022.
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Movie Descriptions
All descriptions care of IMDb.com
Encino Man
When they find a frozen caveman in their back yard, two high school outcasts thaw him and introduce him to modern life while he in turn gets them to actually enjoy life.
Son In Law
Having gotten a taste of college life, a drastically changed farm girl returns home for Thanksgiving break with her best friend, a flamboyant party animal who is clearly a fish out of water in a small farm town.
Jury Duty
Jobless loser Tommy Collins is sequestered to be a juror in a serial killer trial. He does everything he can to prolong the trial and deliberations to take full advantage of the free lodging and food.
Bio-Dome
Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year.
Santa with Muscles
What do you get when you mix a millionaire made from reindeer protein and a germaphobe with my own implied personality disorder? A bunch of holiday muscles.
Movie #7 Winner
Let me tell you something brother. Santa…has…muscles. With a resounding 12 votes, amounting to half the overall votes, the schlock from Hulk Hogans movie career “Santa With Muscles” won. Having been a prowrestling fan since as long as I can remember, this should be interesting. Poll Results Total votes cast: 24 4th place: Aimy in a Cage with 2 votes 3rd place: Voyage of the Rock Aliens with 3 votes 2nd place: Hobgoblins with 7 votes WINNER: Santa with Muscles with 12 votes
Poll #7 Trailer Dump
Luck of the bad movies, here’s a new poll
Grab your green beers and your irish whiskeys, it’s time for another poll.
Poll will be available till end of day Sunday April 3rd.
Movie Descriptions
All descriptions care of IMDb.com
Voyage of the Rock Aliens
Aliens land in the town of “Speelburgh” searching for the source of rock & roll. They find trouble with Dee Dee, Frankie and the pack.
Hobgoblins
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.
Aimy in a Cage
Aimy Micry, a teenage orphan and delinquent, rebels against her evil family against the backdrop of a global virus outbreak.
Santa with Muscles
A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.