Let’s go down to Uncle Impy’s Monkey paw jamboree! Howdy folks, who’s your favorite Imp? Let me introduce you to our sorority posse! Yeah, I stole those lines from the “Lester’s Possum Park” scene in “A Goofy Movie”. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing…and like it! What are we actually here to talk about? That’s right, Sorority Babes. Mmm, babes…pledging to sororities…Sorority…babes. Sorry, where was I? Before we get into our actual post, here’s some easy listening to read the rest of the post by. Enjoy. Who are our sorority babes you may be asking? Well, we have two, Taffy and Lisa. They want to pledge to Pi Chi Omega, no wait, that’s not right. They want to actually pledge to Beta Theta Pi. Shit, that’s not it either. I got it…they want to pledge to Feltya Delta………………..shit that’s still incorrect. Audibly, they want to pledge to
I promised myself I wouldn’t forget to properly post the latest winner, so here we are. Though given how things went with Abraham Lincoln, maybe the less the better. Come on, we can all agree that it was NOT my finest work. So, here we are, poll #10, we’re going bowling. That’s right, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama won. May I never have to worry about making everyone choose any of these ever again, though I’m definitely going to still revisit them on my own time. Mmm Coeds. Anyways, here’s the trailer for Sorority Babes again, and the final numbers below it. Poll results Total votes cast: 15 4th Place: Bad Taste with 2 votes 3rd Place: State Park with 3 votes 2nd Place: The Coed and the Zombie Stoner with 4 votes WINNER: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama with 6 votes
Yo, Gilbert? What the fuck is up with this? These are all movies that we most definitely did not vote for in past polls. Why are they being presented again?
That’s exactly right, these are all movies that got dead last in their previous polls, and this time around, I’m giving them all a second chance. Something we’ll probably do in future polls as well, though perhaps not third chances. Choose well! You have until end of day September 4th.
Trailer Dump: https://upallnightmovies.com/poll-10-trailer-dump/
All descriptions care of IMDb.com
The Coed and the Zombie Stoner
When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it’s only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure–now she must smoke out the entire school before it’s too late.
The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell.
A business man plans to dump toxic waste in a state park, but it doesn’t go according to plan.