I’m going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since. Warning: All hell is breaking loose No, seriously, think about it. We have politicians who don’t give a fuck unless you pay them enough, climate control is still, STILL a hot topic issue, and I say that with as big of a pun face as I can, despite the dire situation. Cats and dogs got along, Falkner has no dick, Doyle didn’t start the fire but thought it was pretty cool. Sorry Billy Joel, we still don’t have any leads. Regardless, our Homo sapiens actual
In an accidental turn of events, the poll for movie #8 ended on the same day that Encino Man premiered in theaters, 30 years ago. May 22nd 1992 and May 22nd 2022. However, that coincidence wasn’t enough for Encino Man to win the poll. Instead, I get to enthrall everyone with the comedic writings of the 1996 non classic classic Bio-Dome! Remember folks, the dome is not a mall. ASSUME THE POSITION! Poll results Total votes cast: 26 4th Place: Son In Law with 3 votes 3rd Place: Jury Duty with 4 votes 2nd Place: Encino Man with 7 votes WINNER: Bio-Dome with 12 votes
No weezing the ju-uice! That’s right, this time around, we’re doing a theme poll. I have a place in my heart for old Pauly Shore movies and we’re going to run with that.
If you’re edged ’cause I’m weazin all your grindage, just chill. ‘Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin’ at my pad, I’d go grind over there, so don’t tax my gig so hard-core cruster.~ Stoney in “Encino Man”
We’ll run this one until end of day May 22nd, 2022.
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When they find a frozen caveman in their back yard, two high school outcasts thaw him and introduce him to modern life while he in turn gets them to actually enjoy life.
Son In Law
Having gotten a taste of college life, a drastically changed farm girl returns home for Thanksgiving break with her best friend, a flamboyant party animal who is clearly a fish out of water in a small farm town.
Jobless loser Tommy Collins is sequestered to be a juror in a serial killer trial. He does everything he can to prolong the trial and deliberations to take full advantage of the free lodging and food.
Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year.