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These choices look familiar. Poll #10

When: 2022-08-20 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

Yo, Gilbert? What the fuck is up with this? These are all movies that we most definitely did not vote for in past polls. Why are they being presented again?

That’s exactly right, these are all movies that got dead last in their previous polls, and this time around, I’m giving them all a second chance. Something we’ll probably do in future polls as well, though perhaps not third chances. Choose well! You have until end of day September 4th.

Trailer Dump: https://upallnightmovies.com/poll-10-trailer-dump/

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The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it’s only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure–now she must smoke out the entire school before it’s too late.

Bad Taste

The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell.

State Park

A business man plans to dump toxic waste in a state park, but it doesn’t go according to plan.

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

When: 2022-08-14 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: 2 minutes | Click to tweet this post

Documentary tagline He emancipated the slaves… he saved the Union… and slaughtered the undead! Documentary description While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead. Emancipate this! History can be hard to write about, especially when it’s newly revealed information to you. This Abraham Lincoln documentary has presented me with information I never learned about in junior high or even high school, and its presenting varying amounts of distrust in our education system in me. Granted I’m nearing the age of 39, but still. Missed history is missed history. I literally do not recall ever hearing about Lincoln battling zombies at all…AND BOOTH WAS ACTUALLY TOLD TO SHOW UP AND DO LINCOLN IN? WHAT? WHAT?!?! Johnny Boo was told to show up and take Lincoln out to prevent a spread of this zombie virus? If you paid enough

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Poll #9 Trailer Dump

When: 2022-06-20 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

Insane new poll for movie #9

When: 2022-06-20 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

We’re not crazy, we’re insane, or at least in the context of this month we’re featuring only movies from The Asylum. We’ve had movies from them in past polls, and 2012 Ice Age is from them as well, so you know how it’ll go.

Poll will be available until the start of Independence Day, July 4th at Midnight.

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Movie Descriptions

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Dracula’s Curse

A team of vampire hunters set out to battle an evil vampire clan in the dark underworld.

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead.

Shark Week

A group of complete strangers find themselves isolated by a wealthy madman on his island compound.

The Terminators

A small band of resistance fighters battle the cyborgs that have taken control of the planet.

Bio-Dome

When: 2022-06-18 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: 4 minutes | Click to tweet this post

I’m going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since. Warning: All hell is breaking loose No, seriously, think about it. We have politicians who don’t give a fuck unless you pay them enough, climate control is still, STILL a hot topic issue, and I say that with as big of a pun face as I can, despite the dire situation. Cats and dogs got along, Falkner has no dick, Doyle didn’t start the fire but thought it was pretty cool. Sorry Billy Joel, we still don’t have any leads. Regardless, our Homo sapiens actual

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Movie #8 Winner

When: 2022-05-25 | Who: Gilbert Shear | How long: < 1 minute | Click to tweet this post

In an accidental turn of events, the poll for movie #8 ended on the same day that Encino Man premiered in theaters, 30 years ago. May 22nd 1992 and May 22nd 2022. However, that coincidence wasn’t enough for Encino Man to win the poll. Instead, I get to enthrall everyone with the comedic writings of the 1996 non classic classic Bio-Dome! Remember folks, the dome is not a mall. ASSUME THE POSITION! Poll results Total votes cast: 26 4th Place: Son In Law with 3 votes 3rd Place: Jury Duty with 4 votes 2nd Place: Encino Man with 7 votes WINNER: Bio-Dome with 12 votes