Up All Night Movies

Chopping Mall is what you get when you take horny teenagers and put them up against vigilante overweight R2-D2 triplets in either a great mall laser battle or the deadliest mall laser battle of all time. However, that’s how it ended, not how it all began. The robots are actually new security system being implemented by the Park Plaza 2000 Shopping Center during the night. It’s not their fault that a handful of teenagers wanted to party in the home furnishing store after hours, getting their jollies on with each other. It’s also not the robots fault that lighting strikes the facilities multiple times during a storm, causing damage to the computer system controlling them. These three robots are just doing their jobs damn it, and its their first night. Right from the get-go, our three amigos Nerd Robolander, Plucky Ray, and Rusty Bottoms are on the job, taking on

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