Yo, Gilbert? What the fuck is up with this? These are all movies that we most definitely did not vote for in past polls. Why are they being presented again?
That’s exactly right, these are all movies that got dead last in their previous polls, and this time around, I’m giving them all a second chance. Something we’ll probably do in future polls as well, though perhaps not third chances. Choose well! You have until end of day September 4th.
Trailer Dump: https://upallnightmovies.com/poll-10-trailer-dump/
All descriptions care of IMDb.com
The Coed and the Zombie Stoner
When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it’s only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure–now she must smoke out the entire school before it’s too late.
The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell.
A business man plans to dump toxic waste in a state park, but it doesn’t go according to plan.
Documentary tagline He emancipated the slaves… he saved the Union… and slaughtered the undead! Documentary description While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead. Emancipate this! History can be hard to write about, especially when it’s newly revealed information to you. This Abraham Lincoln documentary has presented me with information I never learned about in junior high or even high school, and its presenting varying amounts of distrust in our education system in me. Granted I’m nearing the age of 39, but still. Missed history is missed history. I literally do not recall ever hearing about Lincoln battling zombies at all…AND BOOTH WAS ACTUALLY TOLD TO SHOW UP AND DO LINCOLN IN? WHAT? WHAT?!?! Johnny Boo was told to show up and take Lincoln out to prevent a spread of this zombie virus? If you paid enough