We’re not crazy, we’re insane, or at least in the context of this month we’re featuring only movies from The Asylum. We’ve had movies from them in past polls, and 2012 Ice Age is from them as well, so you know how it’ll go.
Poll will be available until the start of Independence Day, July 4th at Midnight.
All descriptions care of IMDb.com
A team of vampire hunters set out to battle an evil vampire clan in the dark underworld.
Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task – destroying the Confederate Undead.
A group of complete strangers find themselves isolated by a wealthy madman on his island compound.
A small band of resistance fighters battle the cyborgs that have taken control of the planet.
I’m going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since. Warning: All hell is breaking loose No, seriously, think about it. We have politicians who don’t give a fuck unless you pay them enough, climate control is still, STILL a hot topic issue, and I say that with as big of a pun face as I can, despite the dire situation. Cats and dogs got along, Falkner has no dick, Doyle didn’t start the fire but thought it was pretty cool. Sorry Billy Joel, we still don’t have any leads. Regardless, our Homo sapiens actual